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Originally Posted by
studworm
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So basically pedals are just a pain

thanks guys
Playing guitar is a pain too!!!
You have to contort your hand to make all these weird shapes while your other hand has to hold on to a little plastic or nylon thingy for the whole time without dropping it or if you don't use one of those things then you need to figure out how to play with all your fingers which is even more difficult.
After that there is all that music stuff you need to keep in your head like where exactly you put your contorted fingers and when to move them to some other crippling shape or you need to be able to move your fingers really fast across lots of single notes (and the correct ones) or people don't think you are very good at any of it.
And then there's the nail on my right index finger that keeps getting beaten up because the only way I know how to play is like a caveman trying to bash the strings into submission. I try playing more gently but I just can't do it. I put collegen in my smoothies and meditate on my fingernail growing but it's always so short and beat up. I try putting fingernail polish on it to make it stronger and protect it but it doesn't seem to help, maybe it's because I keep forgetting to put it on and don't do it enough... I don't know. There's just so much to keep track of.
What the hell were we talking about about??? Oh yeah pedals. They're cool. All different shapes and colors and designs. Some have really old unobtainium parts in them like geranium transistors. Damn, making electronics out of flowers now that's a pain and they can't even do it anymore so people have to scour the planet for these little three leg creatures that were made like over half a century ago and then charge some insane price for them because there are only like ten of them remaining in the world.
Maybe this is why I wake up at 4:00 AM because my brain can't stop thinking about pedals and guitars and microphones and cables and the things that are inside of them and how they work and which one is better... AAaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!
Ok then I reread my post here before pushing SUBMIT REPLY because I hate getting stuff wrong and the word
scour just doesn't look right to my brain. That is how you spell it I say to myself ?!?!? HEY SELF... Does that word look correct??? Ummm I'm not sure, it looks weird. Have you ever heard the Bill Cosby routine about the word
Obey ??? He goes on and on about the sound of the word "obey"and that if you focus on it too much it seems wrong and it was pretty funny.
So... I Google
SCOUR and it says it means to polish or clean excessively.
NO... No that's not it. Oh wait a second further down it actually says "Does scour mean to search? Then my eye catches another definition on the page for scour: diarrhea in cattle it says. WTF ??? Then there is the word
scower which seems to be the obsolete version of
scour maybe that was what I was thinking of? British and obsolete words always seem to get into my brain when I'm tired. Oh, then on the right side of the page it says
scour has something to do with bridges and concrete. Damn, I'm not sure if anything anymore... I'm posting this.