Originally Posted by PrettyGone ➡️

I’m not totally clear on the science, but I’m pretty sure that babies have the ability to brainwash people using a sort of ‘pheromone gas’. Once sufficiently exposed to the gas older humans feel an overwhelming need to care for the baby. It’s quite creepy really.

So… if you do have a baby it’s probably a good idea to limit your exposure to it as much as possible. You’re probably ok in the same room, but definitely don’t touch or hold it! In this way, should you later decide that you don’t really like the baby and/or its mother, it will be much easier to leave.